Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Conspiracy That Is Men And Women





Let's Face It. Women and Men are completely different. We all know that. Men have one track minds, while women on the other hand can drive, talk on the phone, put their shoes on, order fast food, and think about what she needs to pack for her trip this weekend.


Men are supposed to be the pursuers, they're supposed to make the first move, make the first call, do the first everything. Yet, it seems like they don't always get that, sometimes they need a little motivation, which is quite annoying since it's predetermined that it's their job in the first place.

Women are supposed to be the sweet ones, very ladylike, and a little air-headed. She's supposed to make eye-contact then quickly look away, be polite, calm, peaceful, and wooed. Yet, it seems like they don't always do that. Women now-a-days are found to be more brash, outgoing, commanding, and powerful. They are more often making the moves, and taking control, leaving the men to grow accustomed to the women also making the first move, or splitting for dinner, or calling first.

All this is fine, and was bound to happen, but then we have those situations where the guy makes the move for his gain, and the woman puts her heart into his facade. She is left to pull petals off of flowers, relying on a small chance that the petals will land how she wishes, and that they'll actually have any effect on whether or not the guy will follow through with the "loves me." Most likely he'll end up another "loves me not" in a pile of petals that keeps growing with broken hopes, wasted nights by the silent telephone, and withered faith.

All I'm saying is that men need to do their pre-determined part and women need to not get their hopes up on every Tom, Dick, and Harry.

You'd Honestly Think We Were Smarter, Wouldn't You?



Idiots in Fact


Alrighty Then. :] You'd think that we wouldn't take pictures while i'm driving when i'd been in two accidents that day, but...alas, pictures for myspace are more important than our well being, and don't argue about it with us, because we're ALWAYS CAREFUL, obviously. haha



But seriously, we should probably be concerned, and you should too, because we need to sort out our priorities. Majorly. :]





Monday, December 29, 2008

Fitty Thangs

Fifty things that make me, me. No Specific order, they're people, places, things, experiences, etc. So. here goes. [whew]


1. Kujo - my poor dead dog...he was a dream come true and now he's gone. :[
2. Journaling - because it helps me get my thoughts out and review my life.
3. Kristi Critser - because she keeps me grounded and sane. i wouldn't be the same with out
her. 4. Myspace - what else would i do with my spare time? or my entire life?

5. KFC - because now every other job is like heaven.

6. Primos - because my preffered tastes have changed and expanded for the better.

7. Trampolines - i don't think i'd be as quirky as if i'd never had that concussion. :]

8. Kody Hansen - because he changed my heart. I've never been the same, i'm careful with my heart now, and not with other's.
9. Root Beer Barrels - because if i'd never been caught, i'd have been a liar my whole life.

10. Miko - i'd be SOOOO mormon without you.

11. Ms. Jessica T. - You changed my look of best friends, and showed me new worlds.

12. Joey Zamudio - never breaks traditions.

13. Warts - When i was younger, because i needed more to be concious about. ha.

14. Dogs - my first love, i've never loved deeply since.
15. Super Bad - First Bad movie EVER, and i've gone down hill since. Bravo. :]

16. Danielle Dean - She's an example, always in the back of my mind, to be kind to others.
17. Haunted World - Scarred shitless never felt so good. :]

18. Thomas Newby - i like to be open minded and stubborn thank you. :]

19. Daddy - because he teaches me things most people don't even know about.

20. ma - because who else would be so funny without even knowing it?

21. Kyle - we're so alike and such a bane to each other..but i love him sooo much

22. Sarah - i've wanted to wear slippers outside since.

23. Shantel - if we weren't sisters we wouldn't be friends. so i'm glad we're sisters :]
completely
24. Tom - because i'd be lucky to marry someone even a tenth as amazing as Tom.
25. Bradley - i needed someone to be my friend when i was so much younger. :[
26. Paulina - I've never laughed so hard in all of my life

27. Charlie - I've never loved a child so much. :]

28. Phone - because i love being able to communicate quickly and efficiently :]

29. Lagoon - the place i've had the most, best times.

30. Crying - because my soul needs some way to be cleansed.
31. Jonathon Robert Monasterio - How many heartaches and good times will it take? hopefully
endless amounts.
32. Debonair - oh how we attempted. he he...it changed our outlook on productivity and
time crunches. :]
33. Gum - an extra boost of self confidence.

34. Music - Because it's my world, it helps me feel better about things, and helps me get
through the hard times. I seriously don't know where i'd be without music.

35. Relationships - because i've had one for every year i've been alive...and more, it's starting to get ridiculous, but that's how we grow, and learn who's perfect for us.

36. Win a Date With Tad Hamilton - Because it taught me to be careful who i think i'm falling
in love with, when my real true love might actually be close by.

37. Mormon - because i'd have nothing to believe and hold on to without it.
38. Amelia - fatty, is the closest thing to a sister i have...besides my actual sisters.

39. Melissa - I'd still play king of the bed, or Daemons with you anyday, i love you guys that
much. <3>
40. Emmmmy - you've changed the way i think about things, i try to always be positive and just have fun. :] thanks.
41. Gerard - Because he keeps me safe on the roads. we've had many adventures. :]
[cept he's green and legit]

42. Gerard Way - Whew baby, i'd ball my eyes out if we ever met, he's inspired me so much.
43. Hannah Havoc - never met, but her photography inspires me.

44. Photo Impression - i never would have realized what i reallly wanted to do with my life with out it.

43. Melanie - Because she's always there for me, and she'll hold me when i cry.

44. Edwards - the first job i actually love <3
44. Bailey Karen - because she is someone who i love and worry about.

45. Romeo and Juliet - true love never dies, and i'll never forget it, or want anything more than a love as pure as their's. 46. Acting - it's curious to be someone you're not, and have it be ok, it's my drug, i can't get enough.

47. Just Married - Never gets old, and i will love that movie till the day i die.

48. Boys - Because i would not be the same with out them, relationships, friends, heartaches.
49. Peach Smoothies - like sucking a peach through a straw, it's fantastic, and has changed my life forever...:]]]]]]

50. Cutting Hair - I've never felt so good as when knowing "i can do that" and i can make it how i want it. gives me control. creepy, at least i don't cut MYSELF !

The End, these are simply just a FEW things that make me, me, but it's a start, it's interesting to see where i've been influenced by small things....

you do one now. :]

Bunyons Please....




-Ain't It the honest truth...we're a bunch of crazy, up-to-no-good, confident, man hungry women. And we're proud of it. :] These are my main top girls, these are the people with whom i vent, cry, share, gossip, laugh, and eat the most with. These are the people who help make me who i am, they're all so different and so alike and so the best. :] Indeed.
In order of whom i've known the longest, to whom i've known the shortest.

-Shantel - I've known her my entire life, it's weird how that works out, being sisters 'n all. She's always been there for me, supported me, loved me, no matter what. She's basically the best sister and friend i could have ever asked for, she has made me who i am, she's my hero, and i love her with all my heart. I'd do anything for her, anything in the world. I don't know where i'd be without her. I honestly could not live without her, i'd die if i lost her. I can hardly make decisions without her. How could i handle living?
-Amelia - This girl is the silliest, sweetest girl i've ever met, she's got a dark side though, so take caution. She's a fireball, and she keeps me laughing even when she's down, she has a hard time focusing when the t.v.'s on, and i can tell when she's watching it when we're on the phone. So many sleepless nights, where we'd just talk and laugh and play till morning, so many games we never finished, but always loved. I've known her so well for so long i'd swear we were blood. I can't live life without being worried about this girl. 17 years down, the rest of forever to go!
-Melissa - Man oh man, i can't pull out a piece of candy without her eyes getting wide. She's a bottemless pit who couldn't eat enough to save her life. She's quirky, energetic, and a whirlpool of funny. I can't go through a sitting without wrestling over something. She's probably taller than me now, which is so weird. We've had so many adventures, we never needed anything to entertain us, our imaginations were enough. She's the fastest girl i've ever met, she runs like a freaking gazelle, and she's crazy ticklish. I've known her since she was one and it still doesn't feel like long enough. We know way too much about each other, and we'll go swimming every summer till the day we die.

-Kristi - We met on a bus. and we've clicked ever since. We've had so many good times, and laughs they're innumerable. We're almost exactly the same that it's crazy. We don't fight, we don't get sick of each other, we read each other's minds basically. We're NOT together! :] She's helped me realize it's better to go with the flow than be stuck in it. And little things don't matter. We wanna grow old together, live on a beach, and have our kids get married. Yet we don't wanna grow up too fast. Best Friends Forever, that's what Krispy and Chesty Means.

-Melanie - We are so different, and yet so alike, we like the same things, and we don't use disclaimers, because we know what we mean. If i have money, i pay, if she has money, she pays, it's a pretty easy system to get used to. We Sing, We Act, We Talk, We Text, We Work, We Vent. That's us, in a nutshell. We lift each other up when we're down, and slap each other when we need it. We keep each other grounded, and i would be insane without her. i love her, and we will be forever friends, even on the bricks.
-Ms. Jessica T. - I thought she was somebody else when i left the message inviting her to church. and boy am i glad she's her. haha. She was so intimidating to meet, but turns out, we back each other up pretty perfectly. Our chemistry is brilliant, on and off stage, and we talk of the most scandelous things. She changed the way i look at people, best friends, relationships, drama [gossip, not acting], and life in general. She introduced me to the beauty which is classic rock. She gives it to me straight, and holds nothing back. If you can't handle it, you best watch your back, i love her, but i wouldn't cross her for the world.
-Bailey Karen - She actually doesn't have a middle name, she was seriously lacking till i came along. and now she's got a brilliant one. :] I can't believe how far we've come, we're basically sisters, and we know most everything about each other, we both love stuffed animals, and it's ridiculous. but who cares. we love 'em anyways. :] This girl stood by me through church, break ups, heart aches, giggles, moon walking, cuddling, and crowd surfing. Basically my whole life. haha...i take her to bad movies and she holds my hand when i need it. She's a fantastic, inspiring artist, and i will love her till the day i die.
-Emmy - I can't believe how easily we clicked. It was insane, it was like one moment i was looking at her private myspace wondering what she was all about, and then the next moment we were talking for hours and being creeped out by how similar we were. I've never made a fast friend so quickly and had it work out. We've met a whopping total of two times, but we have umpteen million adventures ahead of us. We'll probably end up being next door neighbors 10 to 15 years down the road, and we'll end up doing something crazy like writing letters to each other and mailing them.
-Yeah, we're crazy, but i'd be nothing without them. If i died tonight, i'd be proud to know that i had such amazing people in my life. Nothing can take that away from me. Ever.

I Yoinked This. Hee Haw!

Fag.

1. Where is your cell phone? Front-of-me
2. Your significant other? Singley
3. Your hair? TooShort
4. Your mother? Dearest
5. Your father? Sickly-at-the-moment.
6. Your favorite thing? Roller-Coasters
7. Your dream last night? I-was-on-a-double-lawn-chair-in-a-convenient-store-with-cute-boy
8. Your favorite drink? rootbeer-with-shot-of-cherry-coke:]
9. Your dream/goal? Live-Happily
10. The room you're in? Den
11. Your ex? Witty.
12. Your fear? Deep-Water/Hills/Being-Alone/Robbers.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Cali
14. Where were you last night? Bed
15. What you're not? a-deep-sea-diver
16. Muffins? are-bready
17. One of your wish list items? POLAROID!
18. Where you grew up? Effing-nampa
19. The last thing you did? Worked.
20. What are you wearing? Haste-The-Day
21. Your TV? Neat-o
22. Your pet? deaddeaddead
23. Your computer? SamSungy
24. Your life? Wizard.
25. Your mood? Stoked
26. Missing someone? more-than-one
27. Your car? an-effing-tank
28. Something you're not wearing? bowling-ball-earrings [ouch]
29. Favorite store? Hot-a-Topic
30. Your summer? quere
31. Like someone? yes
32. Your favorite color? ilikepink/ilikeblack/ilikeyellow/iliketurquoise
33. When is the last time you laughed? with-april-:]
34. Last time you cried? december-11thish
35. Who will/would re-post this? who-will-indeed?

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Best Fwends.

This is Jonny, He is One of my two best guy friends. EVER. and i love him so much... he's probably the funniest, most amazing kid ever. I can't even explain with words how much he means to me, i'm so glad we have each other, cuz no matter what...we'll be together through thick and thin...anddddd. i'll always get shot gun nigger. :]






This is Mike...They're Brothers.. :] He's the other one of my best friends that i just love Soo Soo much...He's been with me forever and knows me inside and out. he reads me like an effing book. it's annoying and so insane and i can't even believe it. :] hahaha. He's basically such a nerd. and i love him. he is a werewolf too..just so you know. :]




This Makes up our Threesome..[kinky i know] but we're best friends...and i wouldn't have it any other way. i need them so bad. They're my go to guys whenever and always. :] We Don't fight, ever. and We get in balls deep in some weirdddd stuff man. don't worry. we party it up...without the stuff that make up common parties :] so basically we have no lives and we just sit around and quote movies and ourselves...haha but we love it :]

Oh yeah..and jocelyn can come along too...cuz mike's not much without her :]